What's Great?

You know what's great about nobody ever reading your blog? You can pretty much complain about people all you want and they will never know. And none of their friends will ever know.
Like this:
I have this one friend. And I'm really frustrated with her. She appreciates people who are far away from her and help her out every once in a while, but she doesn't see those of us who build her up everyday. It makes me kinda not want to help her anymore.
See. I would have been much more reserved if anyone actually read this I probably would have said:
My friend is basically being a looooser.
And that would have been all you heard from me.

I know.

I know nobody reads this and that's just fine considering I never post anything. This is a good place to write about nothing and not have people freak out about the nothingness I write. Not like people usually freak out about things I do. I'm typically pretty low key on the kinds of things that people would freak out about. Can you tell I overuse the phrase "freak out"?
Ummm. I'm going to call for comments that I won't get. What would make you freak out?